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<p>Created page with &quot; James Jarrett (trans) - 12th c A gift of butter I got a gift of butter, now Good butter it was claimed to be I don&#039;t think it was from a cow And if it was, it cowed me A beard was growing on the stuff A goatish beard without a doubt Ah. it was sickly, sour and rough With poison juices seeping out Ah, it was slick. ah, it was grey I don&#039;t think any goat produced it I had to face it every day Oh, how I wish I had refused it The salts a thing it never knew...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div><br /> <br /> James Jarrett (trans) - 12th c<br /> <br /> A gift of butter<br /> <br /> I got a gift of butter, now<br /> <br /> Good butter it was claimed to be<br /> <br /> I don&#039;t think it was from a cow<br /> <br /> And if it was, it cowed me<br /> <br /> A beard was growing on the stuff<br /> <br /> A goatish beard without a doubt<br /> <br /> Ah. it was sickly, sour and rough<br /> <br /> With poison juices seeping out<br /> <br /> Ah, it was slick. ah, it was grey<br /> <br /> I don&#039;t think any goat produced it<br /> <br /> I had to face it every day<br /> <br /> Oh, how I wish I had refused it<br /> <br /> The salts a thing it never knew<br /> <br /> In fact I&#039;m sure they never met<br /> <br /> It sprouted spots of green and blue<br /> <br /> It made me ill. I&#039;m not right yet<br /> <br /> &#039;Twas made of grease and wax and fat<br /> <br /> And substances too vile to utter<br /> <br /> You may be sure that after that<br /> <br /> Ive rather lost the taste for butter</div>

Michael Thomas Jones